Leaving Limericks

Here are our fantastic Leaving Limericks for quick messages to those moving on and leaving us behind. We hope that they will enjoy their destination and wish them well.

These are free for your non commercial use.

Leaving Limericks

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There was a young man from Jarrow
Who went to work in a barrow;
He never came home from this day to next
His friends were totally bemused and vexed

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You are leaving on a plane
Don't know if you'll be home again;
Why can't you be on the train or a bus
Going around on the local terrain?

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Even if you are on the right track
You'll get run over, if you just sit there.

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There once was a fellow from Yuma,
Who told an elephant joke to a puma.
Now his skeleton lies,
Under hot western skies,
The Puma had no sense of huma!

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I must go down to the sea again,
To the lonely sea and the sky;
I left my shoes and socks there -
I wonder if they're dry?
Spike Milligan

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Leaving Limericks

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I don't care where you're going
I don't care where you've been;
All I know is you're not staying here
That's not fair as now you are dear!

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Don't leave us to go off where?
You could stay and you we dare;
There's a choice of Shields you see
North or South, they're both great we swear.

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A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just take a chance."
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.

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Go away girl, go away
And let me pack my dreams
Now where did I put those yesteryears
Made up with broken seams

Where shall I sweep the pieces
My God they still look new
There's a taxi waiting at the door
But there's only room for you
Spike Milligan

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With a new adventure that's filled
With sun and sea and sand;
I wish you well and make new friends
I've got something else planned!

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I'd like to wish you luck
I really, really would;
But you've really hacked me off
So bugger off you should.

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