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Funny Birthday Poems

Funny Birthday Poems will have you laughing all day - these verses and quotes are for you to write ina card or a text for your friends and family. We hope you enjoy them and they are for your free use for non commercial purpose.

Growing old with dignity is a classy thing to do
but the way you are doing it seems more fun..

The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball.

Hip Hip Hooray, on your Big day today

Just one more thing your friends asked me to say.
Everybody loves you and thinks you are great
You're (..) today so lets celebrate.

There may be many wrinkles
that can't be ironed out.
but every one's a story
of that there is no doubt.
So on this milestone birthday
just think about the pluses,
lots of pension discounts
not forgetting free travel on the buses.
So welcome to the 60's
my friend it's not so bad
It has it's compensations
of which you will be glad.
So Happy 60th Birthday & have a great day
doing what you do best in your own special way.
Margmax

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop complaining...
I am older than you!!

Funny Birthday Poems

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the
Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said,
"I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither doc," said the husband.
"But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."

Mary had a little lamb,she tied it to a pylon,
10,000 volts shot up it’s bum and turned it’s wool to nylon.

Men are just like chocolates
Us girls know that is true
Found in bars they don't last long
Enough to satisfy you
And on that thought
Happy Birthday

Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when my friend smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!

I thought about that smile,
then I realized it's worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth!
Happy Birthday!!!

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