Birthday Poems, Quotes

There was a princess
Who was very pretty, I'm told
But that was a long long time ago
She's now very, very old.

So when I'm allowed to get off this floor
You will know I'm only joking;
As I'm whisking you away
And no it's not to Woking.

Sun and sand and sea and s..
Is what I'm promising you;
So pack your sunscreen and your cossy
And I'll tell you where we're flying to!

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May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.

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Face facts, buddy
You've reached that stage
When people who look old
Are only half your age.

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The candles on your cake could
Need insurance on their own;
Add another for this year?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.

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Happy Birthday
To someone who still looks good.
In fact, almost lifelike.

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Birthday Poems

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You’ve reached the age of (..)
This card is sent to say;
Get yourself an enormous bag
You’ll need it from today.

Bus pass, false teeth, spectacles
Not to mention, your pension;
But make a list as you’ll soon lose
Your power of retention.

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Extra special wishes
For an extra special day,
May you have much
Happiness in every
Single way

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From morning till night
May your birthday be bright
And nicer than ever before……
And as years come and go
May your happiness grow
And your dreams be fulfilled
Even more

Happy Birthday to you!

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This card is filled with wishes
For a very special day,
One that brings a world of joy
And happiness your way-
It's also filled with loving thoughts
Especially meant for you,
For you're the kind of person
Happy things should happen to!
Happy Birthday

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Because you mean so very much
Each day throughout the year,
And sending you this message
Especially to say,
You deserve a world of happiness
Today and every day.

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